Saturday, October 29, 2011

pesanan untuk adik 'hamster'

adik, 
muka tu jangan berlagak sangat bole tak?
senyum la sikit
kerek sangat hadik hoiiiiii...
senyum la, muka tak cantik pun jadi cantik kalau senyum tau
akak gerammmmmm je kat adik
rasa cam nak tendang-tendang
tadi akak tegur elok-elok kemain kau menjawab ngan akak ehhhh
akak sabooooooo je
adik baru bela hamster sekor je pon,
tapi berlagak cam bela lembu sekandang
jangan riak dikkkkk

oh ya,
adik sangat comey,
tapi hamster adik lagi comeyyy
tapi lagi,
tapi tikus liar lagi comey dari hamster adik
kesimpulannya??
tepuk dada, tangan kat dada, mata ke atas

adik, 
jangan selfish sangat tau
adik ingat ni rumah adik ke?
ingat tu toilet daddy/papa/ayah/papi adik buat eh??
sesuka hati adik je nak tinggal sisa ntah hape-hape kat dalam singki
adik nak tunggu sape bersihkan? bibik adik?
akak geram tau
akak ni kan rajin basuh baju,
tiap kali nak basuh baju tengok ada sisa buah, kulit kuaci dalam sinki
akak menyirappppp je, tapi akak sabo
tapi lagi,
tapi mulut akak terus 'berzikir'
lajuuuuuuu je tau
adik jangan risau,
akak berzikir sorang-sorang je,
kalau nasib adik baik nanti bole dengar akak bagi 'tazkirah'
mau ndak?

so adik,
tolong ye..akak dah penat buat dosa kering hari-hari
jangan sampai akak report kegiatan adik yang tidak bermoral tu tau
adik tau tak akak ni sape?
akak ASMA tau (sambil buat muka jahat)


*this entry is specially dedicate to my sister next door. dah lama aku sabo.sekali-sekala aku nak marah jugak (^__^)


pengaruh media barat kepada adik-adik kita^^

macam biasa..aku suka sangat lecturer ICTM aku. alololo....dia sangat comey even rambut belah tepi. rambut camtu sesuai ngan dia ok. dia sangat comey sampai aku rasa cam nak lempang (hiperbola). tapi every class kan akan ada nasihat. untuk menimbulkan kesedaran. last lecture dia ada cakap yang negara kita kurang program TV untuk kanak-kanak. i mean yang bermanfaat la. kalau kat Europe diorang sangat berjaya buat program yg camtu sampaikan negara lain pon bayar untuk diorang untuk program yang camtu. termasuk la kita kan membazir namanya sedangkan ramai kot yang talented....orang barat siap specialized certain company yang khas untuk kanak-kanak punya program je. why not kita Malaysia buat yang camtu? tapi selit unsur ketimuran kita lah.


bukan takde langsung kat Malaysia, ada tapi tak banyak and cara approach kanak-kanak tu kurang menarik maybe. zaman aku kecik dulu cerita Usop Sontorian, Anak-anak Sidek and etc memang feberet aku. tapi sekarang dah takde.. (T__T)
bukan aku yang cakap, tapi berdasarkan penilaian aku la (eh,aku tak cakap..aku tulis je)
sebabbbb.....kanak-kanak Malaysia still tengok and layan  luar punya program.
cite Upin & Ipin tu best..aku pon layan. famous jugak lahhh...kwn anak sedare dari aku Indonesia pon siap kirim CD Upin  & Ipin lagi kat akak aku. and diorang siap panggil aku Kak Ros (kakak Upin Ipin) ok! =__='


lecturer aku cakap lagi. kanak-kanak sekarang lebih kenal Mickey mouse compared ngan our Prophet, Muhammad pbuh. tak mustahil diorang akan terpinga-terpinga tikus masuk kondo bila ditanya kenal ke tak Nabi Muhammad SAW. tapi bila sebut mickey mouse hamboi...bukan main muka sorang-sorang. kena lempang pon tak rasa kot. tengok la how success they are influencing our kids. siap boleh sebut nama lain lagi.


pastu si makhluk kuning kepala besar ni pon diorang gilakan jugak (aku pon penah gilakan benda alah ni)


kucing hitam putih..nama kampung TAMPU..nama omputih SYLVESTER.


mata binatang ni macam mata aku kan? ada kawan aku paggil aku Garfield =__='
si pemalas ni lagi la...jalan pon cam orang pemalas plus malas bukak mata (pssst, aku bukan malas nak bukak mata tapi aku was born this way). tak tau la moral value apa yang bole di 'derive' dari benda ni.


cerita ni boleh ajar budak-budak pedajal orang. like seriously memang jahat gila 3 ekor lipas tu.
(aku memang follow cerita ni) dah la bisu, tak cakap pape, gelak je..haish, kanak-kanak sayang...jangan tengok cerita ni. dia ajar korang berkomunikasi guna bahasa isyarat je =P


kucing nih memang ayu..tapi tak boleh pakai

banyak lagi lahhhhhh....kesimpulannya semua yang kanak-kanak gilakan tu adalah BINATANG ok. burung, kucing, tikus..ape-ape ntah lagi. so, kita yang dah sedar ni kena cari inisiatif untuk shape our new generation. kanak-kanak belajar dari apa yang mereka tengok. and zaman kanak-kanak tu adalah zaman yang diorang cepat sangat terikut. so, amek kesempatan tu gunakan cara yang betul. why not kita buat rancangan kita sendiri, yang more to Islamic and pelbagaikan cara tu. belajar dari mereka (yang baik jelah). i will have children in future insyaAllah...kesian diorang kalau kita tak betulkan keadaan ni sekarang.

*aku just bagi pendapat..terfikir apa yang lecturer aku cakap tu ada betulnya..PEACE (^__^)Y



cerita tentang kami

aku nak buat entry ni mlm tadi tapi tertangguh sebab sibuk nak menyelit kat comments wall kawan aku. and its all about our memories. ohhhhh, i miss them damn much! malam tu kami ungkit balik benda bangang yang pernah kami buat sepanjang 5 tahun di MRSM Pontian. there, our relationship began with just a simple "Hye". ahamdulillah sampai sekarang kitorang still berhubung tapi takde la sekerap dulu, takdelah sebangang dulu. yela..masing-masing dah ada bf and gf. nak kena control la kannnn. tapi cuba banyangkan bila jumpa balik classmates dulu-dulu, seriously i can't imagine what will happen. catastrophe i guess. dengan masing-masing gelak gila punya kuat. ohhhhh, i miss our moment T__T

ni la hasil perbualan kami:

kalo tak nampak pandai-pandai r klik..takkan nak kena ckp gak =P




mula-mula nak suruh aja mandarin je, ntah camne boleh melencong sampai cerita dulu-dulu..

klik lagi^^

then bermula gosip liar..hahahahha. sakit perut aku gelak sorang-sorang di waktu dinihari. roomate aku semua dah tido, aku duk gelak tidak sedarkan diri...sambung lagi..

klik!
yang tak tahannya aku yang tak bersalah ni tiba-tiba kena ejek..=__='


dan adegan ejek-mengejek bermula. then ungkit balik apa yang pernah berlaku...semua lawak. kalau anak kitorang tau nanti mesti diorang malu "teruknya mak aku" <----------- kalau anak aku cakap camni aku catu makanan dia!


ada lagi..tp tak bole upload dah sebab lappy aku jadi hang kalo upload. bengang saya tau!



antara yang berlaku:
  • farah ter.... kat bilik aku! (kami je tau ter apa). time tu weekend, pakai baju tido eton, letak shin chan najeh dalam baju, buat gaya orang nak beranak.
  • akibat tamak. ejum ambik telur separuh masak banyak then masukkan kat dalam poket. nak buat bekal gi kelas. then pecah pulak dalam poket. busuk ok! =D
  • nyorok bawah meja and dalam loker ramai-ramai...kalau hari baik satu loker masuk 2 orang. then bunyi bising gile nak mati..maklumlah loker besi...
  • bawah katil orang lain berhabuk, tapi bawah katil kami selalu bersih sebab bawah katil kami dijadikan kubu pertahanan time berperang dengan BERKAT setiap pagi sebab tak nak turun surau.
  • sang eton dah kantoi tak turun subuh tak nak mengalah ngan akak BERKAT. duk main tarik-tarik pintu loker. elokkkk sangat.aku yang duk belakang akak tu cuba yakinkan akak tu yang takde orang kat dalam loker tapi hakikatnya memang terang lagi bersuluh ada orang. takkan hantu kot tarik pintu loker =DD
  • petang-petang duk main anak ayam dengan musang...ejum je yang layak jadi mak ayam. mak ayam yang subur. berduyun-duyun anak kat belakang =PP
  • cikgu pakar add math, cikgu atan (nama comey cam tuan) menyirap ngan kami. bengap add math. time combine kelas, kami akan duk belakang. borak sambil makan jajan. bila kenyang sume tido.
  • tiap kali cikgu BM time form 5 masuk (lupa nama) duk usha anak tudung dia kaler ape. kaler anak tudung dia matching ngan baju nyahhhhhh....jangan mainnnn^^
  • kalau malas pegi kelas masing-masing g klinik. then makan nasi lemak best kat depan klinik. murah rezeki makcik tu time kami ada =P
  • kadang-kadang sanggup letak ubat gigi kat mata..nak bagi mata jadi merah (sakit mata kononnnnnn)
  • weekend je tak habis-habis menyusahkan pak guard..suruh belikan goreng pisang tepi pagar maktab.
  • outing je g kfc..pasar raya billion tu kira yang paling best kat Pontian. pasaraya senyum and maslee ada gak ke?? lupa...)
  • sehari sebelum presentation thesis zateq, aku and eton tak gi prep. tengah syok tido tiba-tiba dengar ustaz Jawwad jerit-jerit plus suara ramai orang. sudahhhh, spot check! kami pun nyorok bawah katil. bila dengar katil diangkat sume tu kami sedar kami kena tukar plan. then dapat idea..jeng..jeng..jeng!!! zateq berlakon kena migrain..hehehe
alaaa...rindunnya semua tu. kalau nak cakap kat sini 7 hari 7 malam takkan habis. banyak sangat. suka duka kami share sama-sama. yela, nama pun duk ostel. masing-masing jauh dari family. time tu kawan lah segalanya. kat situ jugak kami belajar berdikari. tempat jatuh bangun kami. tempat tumpah air mata dan darah. semua tu tak dapat ulang balik as we move forward. whatever it is, aku sayang korang sampai bila-bila...korang, lagu ni untuk korang T__T

Vitamin C - Graduation (Friends Forever)
And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives
Where we're gonna be when we turn 25
I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year we won't be coming back
No more hanging out cause we're on a different track
And if you got something that you need to say
You better say it right now cause you don't have another day
Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down
These memories are playing like a film without sound
And I keep thinking of that night in June 
I didn't know much of love
But it came too soon
And there was me and you
And then we got real blue
Stay at home talking on the telephone
We'd get so excited, we'd get so scared
Laughing at ourselves thinking life's not fair
And this is how it feels

[1] - As we go on
We remember
All the times we
Had together
And as our lives change
Come Whatever
We will still be
Friends Forever

So if we get the big jobs
And we make the big money
When we look back now
Will our jokes still be funny?
Will we still remember everything we learned in school?
Still be trying to break every single rule
Will little brainy Bobby be the stockbroker man?
Will Heather find a job that won't interfere with her tan?
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly
And this is how it feels

[Repeat 1]

La, la, la, la:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
La, la, la, la:
We will still be friends forever

Will we think about tomorrow like we think about now?
Can we survive it out there?
Can we make it somehow?
I guess I thought that this would never end
And suddenly it's like we're women and men
Will the past be a shadow that will follow us 'round?
Will these memories fade when I leave this town
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

~ finally i found... ~

assalamualaikum...
alhamdulillah finally i found something which i enjoy the most. before ni yang aku tau study..study..study. and  i can't feel my life was incomplete. then, aku terjumpa iklan untuk jadi committee Stabaz 11. and i grabbed the chance! from that i knew peoples which i never knew before. dari situ gak aku dapat banyak peluang untuk jadi volunteer untuk program lain jugak. 


then aku kenal Kak Ana @ kak Farah..dia ajak aku jadi volunteer untuk Youth Defined : Shape Our Future. dari situ lagiiiiiii ramai aku jumpa volunteer lain. fell like OMG best sangat jadi volunteer. diorang duk cerita sok sek sok sek how best jadi volunteer. semangat aku untuk jadi volunteer terus membara cam api membakar sate. 


then ada lagi jemputan untuk jadi volunteer untuk golf punya event plak. tapi sayangnya aku tak bole join sebab mid-term wehh! gile hape nak buat tak sedar diri nak join sedangkan study entah ke mana. takkan sibuk nak jadi volunteer sampaikan exam hancusss kan. so i made up my mind aku akan let go yang tu and wait for another opportunity. the coming benda yang akan aku jadi volunteer ialah..jeng..jeng..jeng!!!! PILIHAN RAYA ye kawan-kawan ^^. that's why aku kena undi pos! yg ni akan berlaku pada tahun depan. harap maklum.



ada lagi...yang ni pon best! elok sangat la tu. one of my bestie jadi participant, aku pulak jadi volunteer. psst, kalo nak pengsan let me know k ^_~. this one akan terjadi pada 27 november 2011. alhamdulillah, after my mid-term lorhhhhh! kalau tak terpaksa let go lagi la nampak gayanya *__*



another one. ada lagi la! yang ni bulan december ni. agak best ye kawan-kawan^^.

so far ni je yang aku telah jadi volunteer dan akan mevolunteer lagi, lagi dan lagi. hope sangat-sangat aku akan terus dapat peluang untuk jadi volunteer tanpa jejaskan study aku..insyaAllah.

*aku jadi volunteer bukan untuk dapat bayaran ke apa, tapi sebab aku suka. satu kepuasan. i love it! Y(^__^)

aku nak mengundi \(^__^)/

tahun ni aku dah masuk 21 tahun. and...and...and aku dah daftar untuk jadi pengundi!!! anda bagaimana?? semangat aku nak mengundi tapi aku still confuse aku nak pangkah/conteng yang mana. aku dah belajar mendekati politik (ayat tak bole bla). tapi aku cepat goyah. bila aku baca tang parti tu aku nak sokong yang tu, bila aku baca tang ni nak sokong yang ni. waddehellll!!!! God, please make me less fragile (tiba-tiba). eh, tapi ni serious! aku tak tau nak sokong yang mana. 
aku nak la sokong yang betul kan. aku ni student, tak lama lagi nak cari kerja, nak ada anak. 
undi aku penentu masa depan anak-anak aku kelak (errrrrr)
so aku nak la cari kebaikan untuk time kat dunia ni and kat akhirat juga.
kena balance la kannnn... *__*
tapi tahun ni aku kena undi secara pos atas sebab-sebab tertentu. 
whoaaaa....first time mengundi dah kena buat secara pos kan.
sekarang ni aku nak buat research tang politik negara ni..yuhuuuuu

adakah?

inikah?

adakah yang ni?

SEMANGAT!!!


pesanan penaja : sudahkah anda daftar mengundi? if dah nanti jalankan tanggungjawab anda kepada negara. undian anda penentu masa depan negara ^_^ 

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

sedikit tentang Libya dan Gaddafi yang kita kurang tahu

setelah lama aku tidak mencapab, kini aku kembali. hey..hey, assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera. recently kecoh sal Muammar Gaddafi yang dah meninggal..innalillahhhh. sama-sama sedekahkan al-fatihah kat beliau. sejahat mana pun beliau pada pandangan kita tapi ingat, beliau meninggal sebagai seorang muslim kan.
persoalan sekarang jahat sangat ke dia tu??
kalau betul dia sejahat tu kenapa dari dulu rakyat Libya tak bangkit menentang? kenapa baru sekarang? dan lagi kalau diorang tak setuju or tak suka beliau memerintah takkan lama sampai camtu dia boleh pegang tampuk pemerintahan negara tu. disebalik kejayaan beliau memegang pemerintahan negara yang lama tu of course ada rakyat beliau yang sokong.
ok, sejahat mana pun beliau takkan ada langsung kebaikan yang beliau dah buat untuk negara kan. takkan semua yang jahat je. beliau dah mati. meninggalkan kebaikan dan kejahatan yang telah dilakukan time dia hidup beliau dah kembali kepada PenciptaNya. biar Allah je yang judge apa yang beliau dah buat selama ni...

ni ada sikit aku nak share about what had he did to his country dari apa yang aku baca dan ciplak sikit =P

  • newly married received 50 000 dollar to buy their new home & electricity is free to all people.
  • he vowed to house every Libyan before his own parents. he kept his promise and his own father died before he was able to be housed.
  • before him, less than 1/5 of Libyan were literate. now education is free and high quality and the literacy rate is 83%.
  • healthcare is also free and high quality and if Libyans cannot find the education or healthcare they need in Libya then the Libyan government funds them to go abroad to access it. 
  • all loans are interest free 0% by law..if a Libyan buy a car, the government pays 50% of the price.
  • the price of gasoline is $0.14 per litre.
  • any Libyan wishing to become a farmer is given free use of land, a home, equipments, livestock and seeds.
  • he worked to change payment for Libya's oil away from US dollar to the gold African dinar.

sedih la aku tengok bila pemimpin yang dulu disegani dan dihormati di'treat' camtu di akhir ayat dia..ingatlah jasa dia.. 

*bahaya tak aku buat entry cmni?hahaha

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

harus baca!

One Of The Best Arguments.!! I have ever read

Don’t miss even a single word…. I
t’s Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes..

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From….God…

Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist.
What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture the after becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light…..But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation…and if so…you’ll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same…won’t you?….this is a true story, and the

student was none other than …….
APJ Abdul Kalam, the fo
rmer President of India